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I was contemplating whether to blog about the incident later this morning. ‘cuz it is seriously malu

I’m so bored and not focusing today that “to hell with it, I will blog.” and let you guys have a good laugh before dinner to work up your appetite

Was on the way home after mucking around mugging at conz’ place last night. As 鱼圆 would have blogged on my not-so-quiet departure.

Dropped by Bullcreek for some quick groceries shopping, was at the bus stop waiting for the bus, when this Chinese fella [whom initially I thought was a cheena native china Chinese] alighted from this bus and also waited at the bus stop.

I was stoning spacing out, when he approaching me and asked “has the 11.15 bus left?”

I replied, “ah, no, haven’t come yet.”

He said, “oh ok, good then.”

I continued to stone space out…

Then, he continued asking , “did you just came here?”

In my mind I was like thinking “kaoz, newbie foreign students also have a particular look one ah?”

I replied, “ya, just came earlier this year.”

At this point in time, I was trying to place his accent “confirm either cheena china Chinese or indo-chinese”

I asked and it turns out he was Indonesian Chinese alright. After a few more mins, it turned out he has been here for 2 years studying engineering at UWA.

Where is the interesting bit ??? …wait lah..patience…

I was thinking “这样好死, like that also can strike conversation?”

Blardy hell the very next thing he asked about me, I tell you I almost fainted on the spot.

He asked, “Don’t you have to do national service?”

WTFFFFFF?????

I not guy leh, do what national service???!!?????

I was seriously too embarrassed to tell him I’m not a guy, that I dumbly said,” ahh..not yet”

OMG, I actually said that!!!!!

Confirm alot of you chio ka peng liao….
Recapping the incident, I already feel like dying..

So suay heng, that fella also took the SAME bus as me to the SAME stop some more. He was working at the mall’s foodcourt.

That 20mins was seriously like going on forever.

Now I can add the 6th point to the “7 Things I Am Scared Of” section in the se7en barr-ton

Being mistaken as a guy, WTF??

Kaoz…

This type of incident hasn’t happened in a long time liao, it really doesn’t help that I still have short hair, boyish features?, wearing a big jumper [‘cuz the mornings are cold and windy over here] and carrying a big bagpack.

Go on. Chio bah. Wa zhun bi ho liao.